March 4, 2021
  • 8:00 am Testing the Teachers (and All the Educators)
  • 9:30 am CSUDH Educators and School Employees, Vaccinated Next
  • 10:30 am For White People Only: Anti-Racism Workshop Addresses Racial Bias and Unity
  • 2:43 pm Greatness Personified: Remembering Kobe Bryant
  • 10:02 am Straight Down the Chimney and Into Your (Digital) Hands: Special Holiday Edition of The Bulletin!
  • 2:44 pm Did You Wake up Looking this Beautiful?
  • 11:43 am A Long History for University’s Newest Major
  • 5:15 pm Issue 5 of Bulletin Live! Collector’s Item! Worth its Weight in Digital Paper!
  • 4:06 pm Special Election Issue
  • 4:03 pm Three best Latinx Halloween & Horror Short Films available now on HBO Max
  • 9:49 am Issue 3 of CSUDH Bulletin Live if You Want It
  • 3:24 pm Hispanic Heritage Month Update
  • 2:00 pm South Bay Economic Forecast Goes Virtual
  • 3:52 pm BREAKING NEWS: Classes for Spring to be Online, CSU Chancellor Announces
  • 9:39 am “Strikes” and Solidarity
  • 8:30 am March Into History: Just 5 in 1970, CSUDH Growth Shaped by Historic Event
  • 8:30 am Will the Bulletin Make Today Tomorrow?
  • 9:04 am Different Neighborhoods Warrant Rubber Bullets or Traffic Control For Protesters
  • 5:07 pm STAFF EDITORIAL: Even Socially Distant, We All Have to Work Together
  • 5:47 pm Transcript of CSUDH President Parham’s Coronavirus Announcement
  • 10:46 am Cal State Long Beach Suspends Face-to-Face Classes; CSUDH Discussing Contingency Plans
  • 5:26 pm Things Black People Should be Able to Get Away with This Month
  • 10:25 am Latinx Students Need a Place to Call Home
  • 2:35 pm Will Time Run Out Before Funds for PEGS? [UPDATED]
  • 8:41 am Year of the Rat? What’s That?
  • 6:20 am Artist Who Gave Life to Death and Inspired Countless Others Gets His Due at Dominguez Hills
  • 5:16 pm Why I’m Rooting for Dr. Cornel West
  • 5:00 pm Under Fire from the Feds, Vaping’s Future is Cloudy
  • 3:28 pm We’re Going to Need a Bigger Boat; Tsunami 3.0 Hits Campus, Enrollment Swells
  • 4:48 pm University Weathering a Wave of New Students
  • 9:21 pm The Bulletin’s Public Records Request Offers Springboard to Launch Gender Equity Discussion at CSUDH
  • 4:27 pm Black is the New Black: Raising the Capital on the “B” Word
  • 10:53 am Guns Up for Arrest: Student advocacy group pushes for CSU No Gun Zones–Including the Police
  • 4:09 pm Staff Editorial: Words on the First
  • 8:42 pm Carson Mayor Blasts Media, Landmark Libel Case in Keynote Address
  • 9:27 am Free Speech Week Calendar of Events Update
  • 6:02 am Food for Thought: 40% of Students are Food Insecure
  • 3:12 pm Academic Senate Rejects CSU GE Task Force & Report
  • 3:06 pm Work To Be Done
  • 5:56 pm ASI Elections: What You Need to Know
  • 8:02 pm CSUDH President Parham Announces Cancer Diagnosis
  • 9:47 am CSUDH Art Professor’s 20-Year Journey Results in First Local Showing of Film
  • 9:13 pm Free Speech or Free Hate area?
  • 9:08 pm CSUDH’s Best & Brightest Shine at Student Research Day
  • 9:05 pm Academic Senate Approves Gender Equity Task Force
  • 12:37 pm When Dr. Davis speaks, Toros Pay Close Attention
  • 3:38 pm Investing in the Future: Dr. Thomas A. Parham Reflects on the Past Eight Months and Contemplates​ the University’s Future
  • 3:24 pm Green Olive to Open By End of Feb; Starbucks Not Until Fall
  • 3:20 pm Gov. Newsom’s Proposed Budget Hailed for Extensive Funding Increases
  • 3:08 pm Out of the Classroom: Labor and Community Organizing Course Aims to Teach Students How to Organize for Social Justice
  • 2:54 pm The Other Route in Professional Sports
  • 9:02 am Hail to the New Chief, CSUDH President Thomas Parham
  • 3:36 pm Career Center Holds Major/Minor Fair
  • 5:34 pm After Unexpected Delay, Undocumented Becomes More Intimate Theatrical Production
  • 1:30 pm What to Expect When You’re Expecting New Buildings
  • 4:26 pm Why Not Us: California Athletics’ Uphill Climb
  • 4:06 pm Proposed Health fee increase has students unsettled
  • 10:00 am Judge my Words, Not my Body
  • 8:26 pm New Interim Director Centered on Latinx Success
  • 3:18 pm In Memoriam
Story tips, concerns, questions?

By Ulises Rodriguez, Staff Reporter

As the toilet paper apocalypse started back in mid-March, everyone was fighting over hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and water bottles. Now the thing that stood out to me the most was how everyone was leaving only one brand of water on the shelves. Yup, Dasani.

Is Dasani that bad? Would anyone rather take their chances of contracting COVID-19 than to drink Dasani? Water is water, right? Well, I guess I was wrong about this.

It wasn’t until I saw YouTube personality Shane Dawson’s video explaining the whole theory behind Dasani. Yeah, there is a fucking conspiracy theory behind water, don’t worry it doesn’t involve anal probing or being hypnotized to do weird things.

So the theory is that Dasani has been making their water with chemicals that are known to be used for inmates on death row, and salt. Now, why would Dasani add that to their water? 

Well in a way the salt makes sense, since Dasani does make you want to drink more water strangely, but the death row chemicals? Really? Another thing that Dawson points out is the strange coincidence that Dasani has a similar fizz that soft drinks usually have when you open the bottle.

Now could Coca-Cola, the company that owns Dasani, be adding these items to their water on purpose to keep people thirsty and have them continue to buy water to quench an unquenchable thirst?

I’m not going to lie, that is a smart tactic to use if you are in the water game. Just like companies keep people wanting candy or food. Now if you want to dive into the theory, and if you pay close attention to a Dasani water bottle and any other water bottle you will notice it has a hazy look to it. Normally water is crystal clear, but Dasani is something special.

In a press release statement, Coca-Cola discussed their Dasani product:

“We require strict adherence to all applicable regulations as well as to our own set of safety and quality requirements. As a result, we produce some of the safest and highest-quality products in the world.”

Now to me, that sounds like a standard statement that all companies release when they don’t want to lose money in the company. I have a feeling though that they will release some new slogan saying they have a new Dasani water that is super purified to avoid people looking more into it.

Well, let me tell y’all something, if I’m going to die from drinking too much of a Coca-Cola product, I rather have on my grave that I died from Coke than water.

In all honesty, I’ll stick to Aquafina, because just the way it sounds is a turn on. Also, it is the only water bottle that I can find the easiest and fastest in the store. I don’t have time to be waiting in a long line for just a water bottle.   



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